Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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