whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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