are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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