the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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