Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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