Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
There's always time for handjobs
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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