seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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