i was rollin on her like bob the builder
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I will be naked everywhere
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
