Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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