It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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