If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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