I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I cut my penus on the lid.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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