i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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