Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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