I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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