lets start a swedish sibling band together
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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