she was so not down for the gang bang
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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