At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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