return my video game
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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