My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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