not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
