if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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