I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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