She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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