I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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