I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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