just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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