When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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