Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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