I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
