Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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