I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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