I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sobbing to NWA
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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