You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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