Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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