"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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