they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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