new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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