Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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