So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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