Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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