i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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