i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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