maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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