He had one of those small greek statue penises
The beer is more important than you right now.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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