Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well I just put wine in my tea
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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