Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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