similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
The adults are the big ones right?
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