i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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