what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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