told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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